Sperm Racing in Silicon Valley
"...,sperm racing has recently taken off in Silicon Valley. Yes, you read correctly. Instead of whipping out and measuring their schlongs, tech bros in San Francisco are masturbating into cups and then watching their sperm samples race across a lab-engineered racetrack to see whose swimmers are the fastest."
This not only sounds ridiculous, but it is entirely bonkers and shows how disconnected with reality this group of people has become. Instead of figuring out the ways how to distribute their fortune for the common good and progress of our society, these adult men are ego tripping over the sperm counts. In reality, you do not need to be worried about your fertility. The world is already overpopulated as is and there is plenty of abandoned children in the world, why not take care of them if your resources are above the average person? Shame that we let it go this far.